The Vehicles.

Posted by Tom Pollitt at 3rd September 2011 at 19:30

I've been doing some research and I've decided that taking a car with a 1.0l engine is a little easy, particularly as I've discovered that it is possible to get a 0.8l Daewoo Matiz. Having assessed the practicalities of taking such a terrible car, I have realised it is a brilliant idea as I demonstrate below

PRO CON

Well within the 1.0l rule, no accusations of rule bending It is a shit car

which one may recieve if they were to go .2 over the rule

There is a 5 door version, which could come in useful when

picking up central asian prostitutes

They come exclusively in different shades of Vomit

It is almost a certanty that the previous owners will be

lady drivers (this has several negative aspects, but it is

less likely that the engine would have been over exerted

much)

I'm sure that there are many other positives which haven't been listed here, but if you haven't been won over by these arguments then I don't think anything else I could say is going to win you over...

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Tom Pollitt P. ('South Pacific' is our second favourite musical)	4th September 2011 at 03:24
I am now drunk, and it also happens that I notice a spelling mistake. *certainty...

Maxwell P. (team-phoenix)	12th September 2011 at 17:35
Take the Matiz - It wil be one less to get stuck behind over here! That's why I sponsored a Rover Streetwise this year! Maxwell Team-Phoenix

The Route

Posted by Tom Pollitt at 2nd September 2011 at 00:51

I have just created a preliminary route to take, unfortunately, due to my inadequacies with computers I have only been able to add in the really important bits (the start and the finish). I hope this doesn't turn out as the finished product...

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Darren T. (mongol madness 2012)	3rd September 2011 at 12:39
Nice :) Put a smile on my face reading that ..